.:+:. A PokeFan is Ashamed When... .:+:.


*note* Newer ones are at the top.

A Pokemon fan would feel ashamed when...

  1. You think your pokemon needs a driver's license to use U-Turn. --Psy-y-y-duck
  2. When you go to sleep you say "saving, don't turn off the power". --aipomguy
  3. You pull out an empty Pokeball, drop it and get sucked in yourself. --Golde
  4. You forget how to throw a pok?all in a battle. --Pichu
  5. When you think Pikachu is a character in a Star Wars movie. --Sako-Raine
  6. Even if your Pokemon is very strong, knows tons of attacks, and is powerful; you don't wanna evolve it because it looks cute. --Sceptilerules
  7. You haven't fried a level 3 Magikarp with your level 100 Charizard's Flamethrower just to watch the little fish sizzle. --JakeBrooks2008
  8. You try to catch some Digimon. --Skittymitty
  9. You waste your time baking hundreds of Pokeblocks or Poffins because you think your Pokemon will starve. --Cougarkid
  10. You come across a Feebas, but refuse to catch it because it's "too ugly". --KaruKaru
  11. You release your starter when it has a high level because you think it misses the wild. --WeavileGirl
  12. You call your grandpa's military insignias badges by accident (blush). --Jirachi
  13. You are playing Diamond/Pearl repeatedly pressing the start button, freaking out because the menu isn't opening. --darkwanderer
  14. You avoid breeding Pokemon because you think "marriage is yucky". --Seadragon
  15. You think using the move Softboiled will boil your Pokemon. --Crickey_Kyogre
  16. You think that Earthquake will hurt every trainer nearby so you refuse to use it. -BLURSH-
  17. You think the move Strength can't be used by a weaker Pokemon. -Fexible
  18. You blush whenever you watch Ash in the Anime. -Pikafreak
  19. You think Pichu is the son/daughter of Pikachu. -Aobaru
  20. You think can join Team Rocket/Magma/Aqua/Galactic on the games. -insecteon
  21. You eat, drink, and sleep Pokemon w/o having a game or any cards. -Red
  22. You think that Flygon is a Dragon-Flying type. -Carly
  23. You say "I like Pokemans". -Chaoswalker
  24. You haven't had a dream where you're with Ash and you battle Pokemon with him. -Clemeh
  25. You've never bothered to use any other Pokemon than your Starter. -Pyro
  26. When you spend all your money on 99 Full Heals and expect them to restore your Pokemon's HP. -Magentic.Rabies
  28. You don't know who Pikachu is.
  29. You've forgotten what a Pikachu is. -mystic48138
  30. You forget what type Pikachu is. -Amaya
  31. You don't know who the main characters of anime season one are.
  32. You mistake Voltorb for Electrode or vise versa.
  33. You've never heard of the Pokemon TCG.
  34. You've never seen a Pokemon TCG card.
  35. You haven't been to Pokemon.com.
  36. You have only watch season one of the anime and not the others.
  37. You forget who the Team Rocket members are.
  38. You have games on all the generations, but unfortunately you can't get the 4th because you have no Nintendo DS.
  39. You do not know at least one Japanese name of a Pokemon.
  40. You have never tried to draw a Pokemon at least once.
  41. You have never pretended to be a Pokemon in all your life.
  42. You can't remember the Team Rocket speech.
  43. You mistake Sparky for Ash's Pikachu.
  44. You don't know the rules of the TCG game.
  45. Worse, you mistake the Yugioh TCG for Pokemon.
  46. You are afraid to admit you like Pokemon to your classmates. (*cough*)
  47. You are planning to forget about Pokemon soon, even though you've known it half your life.
  48. You have never played an original Pokemon RPG game (Blue, Yellow, etc.)
  49. You don't know a Pokemon game has come out till a month later. --Piika
  50. You haven't played one of the Pokemon games in over a month. --Fexible
  51. You miss an episode of the show. --xammax
  52. You don't know the difference between Pokemon and Digimon. --Drew
  53. You like Digimon better than Pokemon. ;_;
  54. You mix up Latias and Latios. --Paige
  55. You mistake May for Misty or Misty for May. --Lugiacuno
  56. You've never been on Pokemon forums. --IceMasterX
  57. You don't know that Team Rocket's Meowth can speak human. --Loveon
  58. You say pokemon is lame to your friends, but play it 24/7 at home. --Fluffy Mew
  59. You use Pokemon for your own Digimon or Yugioh characters. --mystic48138
  60. You use a cheat device (AR or Gameshark) to instant win pokemon. --Singe
  61. You only know one Pokemon's number. --bonsly
  62. You haven't played any of the stadium games. --Dragonwhelp
  63. You accidentally kill a legendary Pokemon. --Kyubi
  64. You don't know the names of the first generation starters. --Aireon
  65. You can't spell "Pikachu". --Aireon
  66. You have not visited at least one Pokemon fansite. --Nathisko
  67. You've played Diamond/Pearl so much you haven't touched any of your other games. --Fexible
  68. You think Ash and May should be together instead of Ash and Misty. --Dragonblader1
  69. You've never taken a Pokemon quiz. --Edairu
  70. You only train your starter in the games and teach it all of your HM moves. --Demonsthenes
  71. You don't know how to evolve Eevee. --Realityindreams
  72. You don't know Misty wants to marry Ash. --Ambey
  73. You go to get your first Pokemon and ask for Agumon. --Galactic_Master
  74. You don't know that Pokemon means "Pocket Monsters". --Zapdos
  75. You collect the cards but don't watch the anime. --hhelgeson
  76. You think Tail Whip hurts the opponent. --Seritinajii
  77. Your fake Pokemon actually look fake. --mystic48138
  78. You've never fantasized about owning a Pokemon in real life. --lovelyLatias
  79. You spell "Ninetales" like "Ninetails" and "Feraligatr" like "Feraligator". --Glaceon
  80. You wonder why the Red Gyarados is red. --BlackChaosMew
  81. You use your Masterball on a Magikarp. --matt
  82. You're looking at this page, AND realizing that every single phrase applies to you. --Scwibble
  83. You tried to trade from Diamond to Red. --Wooper
  84. You think the attack 'Fly' involves rounding up a large number of bird Pokemon and hanging onto them while they fly. --Kittiefan
  85. You have never completed a Pokemon game without the use of cheats :[ --Dave
  86. You think that Splash does damage in Pokemon and ssbm{super smash bros melee}. --dragonrider lucus
  87. You think the berries and the vending machine drinks are for you, not your Pokemon. --Nanaki
  88. You don't call out your Pokemon's attacks when you battle on the games. --Espeon_pwns101
  89. You feed your Pokemon Berries because you think that it's hungry. --Kazaana
  90. You stop the evolution of your Magikarp. MariNah
  91. You don't get excited when the next Pokemon comes out. --Crim
  92. You think the attack 'Surf' really involves a surfboard, and you try to buy one. --Kittiefan
  93. You assume that 1-hit-KO attacks have something to do with wrestling. --Kittiefan
  94. You think the attack Dive needs a diving board. --supermeep
  95. You have no idea how many tails Ninetales have. --poketogi
  96. You think that when a Pokemon faints it dies. --Drew
  97. You've accidentally restarted your whole Pokemon game while beating the ELITE 4. --Rapiden


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