EONLiGHT VALLEY // a Pokemon fansite

.:+:. 100 Ways to Annoy in a Store .:+:.

Below are supposedly funny things you can do to be uh...kicked out of a store. :D They are for fun only, not to be used for real! Also, note that if you're REALLY *ahem* crazy enough to try these out for real, Eonlight Valley isn't responsible for whatever cruel treatment you may have to endure from the employees. :D Good luck! XDD

Stuff your shopping cart full of expensive stuff, and put them all back in the wrong places on your way out. Keep on doing this.
Spill coffee all over the floor, slip on it, and crash into loads of stuff, knocking things over and causing a disruption.
Throw feminine toiletry items in the food section.
Take some ice cream, put it in your cart for a long time, until it melts, and put it back in the freezer thingy again. Do this for nearly or every box of ice cream you see. (Make sure you buy a few first, or else you'll be eating deformed ice cream if you decide to buy later. :D)
Shout "burglar" all over the store while running around.
Carefreely take items from other people's carts with them noticing, or do the opposite: put random things in other people's carts and say stuff like, "Ooo...let's buy this, mommy!" or "Let's give this to Aunt Rose!"
Sing "Hallelujah" during Christmas time at the top of your lungs.
On Valentine's Day, put bags of candy/hearts/chocolates in other people's carts and hug them, saying you love 'em.
Complain of bleeding meat.
Without notice, move expensive stuff into the Clearance area and put cheap stuff in the expensive area. Then try to buy the item for 50% off, etc., and when the cashier says it's not, lead him/her to the clearance area to see all that expensive stuff there.
Switch price tags around.
If you see balloons, pop them or release them to the ceiling.
Near the Fourth of July, set off fireworks and shout "BOOM!!".
Break jars of sauce, etc., and smear it over the clothes section, complaining of dirtiness.
Put "CAUTION: Slippery Floor" signs in areas that're carpeted.
Pound the candy machines, and shout it stole your bills.
Take products and arrange them so that their backs are to the aisle.
Shake all the bottles of pop so that the next person who buys them find the pop blowing up in their face.
Put mud/coffee onto clothes and complain that someone pooped/peed on them.
On Halloween, scare and bother people dressed in outfits that oppose your gender. Also, take candy and hand them to random people, saying "Happy Halloween!"
Have a bike race all over the store if they have bikes.
Hog all the games in the video games section (the trial ones), so no one else can play them.
Continuously stare at an expensive item, and say in a monotone that you really want it, but are too poor, because your money was stolen by the vending machine.
Buy a really cheap item and ask for change for a hundred dollar bill. Or, do the opposite and buy a really expensive item, and give the cashier the money in pennies, quarters, etc. Make sure you're one cent short.
Steal things, and give them to random people as gifts, pretending that they're already paid for. Then, let them walk out of the store with an unpaid item.
When someone's about to get an item, grab it before them at the last second, and walk away happily. Repeat this process with the same person over and over again, then move on to others.
Color out barcodes with markers and put them back on the shelf.
Approach random people who have carts and ask if you can ride in the baby seat.
Poke and chant "Bother bother bother" to random people.
Stand by cashiers and pretend you're their assistants, and do completely wrong math when people purchase items. If your "partner cashier" tries to stop you, continuously push him/her aside and say, "I can handle it."
Approach young cashiers who're busy handling items and say, "Can I help, mom/dad? Can I help?" (Workers under the age of 25 work best.)
Always call cashiers by their real names. (ex: Thanks, Mary. You're so great, Mary. Can you hurry a little, Mary? See you, Mary. Thank you, Mary. Good bye, Mary...etc.)
Burp loudly everywhere.
Go to a random person and say, "Hi, did you meet my fiance?"
Ask male shoppers for the female products section.
Approach female shoppers, point to your chin, and then point to the area with shavers. (Like they have a mustache or something.)
Whenever you see someone in a section with anything having to do with sweet stuff, tell them to be careful not to get fat.
Instead of saying "meat", say "feet". (ex: Ooo...this feet looks juicy!)
Approach random people, give the impression that you're chatting with them, and say loudly, "No...stealing really isn't a good idea. But if you do, hide it in your house: (insert random address here, and say it loudly)."
Sit on top of some items, or against a shelf, and squirm. If someone asks, say, "Sorry, but I have diarrhea."
Talk loudly on your cellphone and say that the store sucks.
Organize a group of people to dress up as the blind, with dogs and all, and then "accidentally" set the dogs loose over the store, and pretend that you all walked into the store by accident. Try to cause a riot.
Kick cashiers on the shin while they're working with their calculator, and then say you didn't do it. Then point out loudly any mistake they may have made on the calculating.
Find a cashier line that doesn't have an employee there, and pretend you're running the line. If anyone fall for it, make a bunch of mistakes and make them pay a lot of money. On their way out, they're likely to check, but when they come back, you're long gone.
Try to assist young adults with their shopping bags (target the ones with only a few), and say, "May I carry your bags for you, elderly lady/gentleman?"
Set up a group that carries bags/pushes carts for shoppers in the parking lot, and "accidentally" push them off into the distance. Then apologize, and walk away like that's all you need to do.
Ask random people in the parking lot if you can drive their cars for them. If they refuse, keep on insisting. If they're by any chance idiotic and say yes, drive their car into the store.
Ride your bike into the store, and buy stuff while on your bike.
Have a shopping cart race across the store, and pretend to fall and break your knee.
Look at the labels of food items, and complain loudly that they're two years out of date.
Crouch in a dark corner of a shelf, etc., and stay there with your head bowed. When someone asks you what you're doing, say, "I'm going pee."
Create percussion music with cereal boxes. Shake them around loudly.
When someone's about to buy cooked meat from the ordering place, tell them loudly that you got sick by eating the same meat.
Say loudly that the medicine are candy in disguise, and say it totally ruined your health.
Buy cooked meat from the ordering place, and eat them loudly in the store.
Ask the tobacco sellers/managers if they smoke. Then ask why they sell tobacco if they don't smoke, and ask it unbelievingly.
Buy a greeting card, and use the pen on the cashier counter to write a threat stating you will steal their chocolate, and address it to your cashier. (Use their real name on his/her tag.) Give it to them, and leave with an evil grin.
Complain loudly that everything in the store were "ripped off" from their rival store.
Go to the clothes section, and buy a whole bunch of small clothes. After paying for it, give it to the cashier as a gift.
If your store has beds, sleep in one for the night, and shout, "What are you doing in my bedroom?!!!" when someone tries to get you off.
Buy a bunch of girly makeup and give them to boy cashiers as gifts right after purchase.
Go on strike in the store.
Have a food fight in the food section, and say the cashier started it. (ex: *pointy* Erin over there did it! *run*)
Pretend you're foreign, go to an item, and clutch it, saying, "I want this for long time! I want this for long time! *kiss kissy kiss kiss kiss* I buy it! I buy it!"
Leave very muddy footprints all over the store floor.
Post a sign that says, "This game sucks!" on the glass in front of a video game.
Tape signs that say, "Kick me" on the back of employees when they're not looking.
Ask an employee on advice for dating a Barbie doll.
Say loudly, "This Barbie is such a cutie~" in front of everyone.
Point at random people and shout that they're aliens in disguise.
Run around the store and say random stuff like, "That box of chocolates have frogs! That name plate has my name on it! Stalkers!!"
Play freeze tag. Just play. Oh, and don't forget to tag other people and say, "You're frozen!" If they move, shout that they're cheaters, and stomp out of the store, saying, "I QUIT!!" like you're an employee or something.
If the store is Wal-Mart, advertise Wal-Mart in the store. If it's Kroger, advertise Kroger. (ex: Go to Wal-Mart, everyone! ex: Visit www.kroger.com!!)
If you're in a certain store, say that another store close by it is AWESOME or SUPERIOR, or BETTER THAN THIS ONE!! And make sure to advertise that store, too!
Pretend to be very careful, sneak around the store, and if someone asks you what you're doing, say "I FOUND YOU!"
Put "FREE" signs above items or over their original price tags.
Collapse, pretend you're dead, and say that the dog food killed you.
Run out of the bathroom (if there's a public one in store), screaming, and shout, "BLOODY MARY! BLOODY MARY!!"
Say "Shut up, I don't want to give you free money" whenever someone goes near you or tries to talk to you. Or, better yet, say that to a cashier when purchasing items.
Imitate "The Boy Who Cried 'Wolf'".
Shout loudly that you lost your parents, get some onions so you'll cry, and when a search group is all rounded up, say, "Oh yeah. They're at home."
Pop something, like a balloon or bag or chips, make sure it's loud, run out of the aisle clutching your nose, and say to the nearest person, "Ew...the aisle farted." Or, do that to a whoopee cushion.
Dress up formally with some friends, enter the store grandly, and say, "Here comes Queen Elizabeth the FIRST! Make way!! Make way!!"
Run to random people with a ten-dollar bill and say, "OMG!! OMG!! IT'S A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL!! ... I'll sell it to you for a thousand. :D"
Pass by someone, make a gagging noise, and tell them the air around them is poisoned. Then runnn.
Shout loudly, "Everyone! Go to [insert another store nearby]!! They're giving away free items!!!" And get everyone on the store to do it, so that the store you're currently in is about as empty as a desert.
Blame your store for killing your shoes (since you walk around so much...).
Run wildly, bump into people, and say, "Sorry, didn't see you."
Go to the cashier, and when he/she asks for the money, shake your head and say, "I know you are a rich snob, so please don't ask for any more money!"
Flirt with a grocery item like it's a real person.
Lay yourself flat on the floor and pretend to be sleeping. Oh yeah, and try to trip people, too.
Find an item that can cast your reflection, get out a bunch of make up, and put them on while looking at your reflection. In front of everyone, too.
Put a bunch of the store's clothes over your own, and then ask for the dressing room.
Stand next to some items, like tomatoes, and then ask a nearby person where the [insert item ex: tomatoes] are.
Mix up the books.
Juggle fruits all over the place.
Sneeze in full power onto the vegetables.
Check out with loads of expensive things in your cart, and then say you forgot your money.
Have a Pokemon battle in the store with Pokemon plushies. Make sure to shout loudly your commands, etc.
Go in and out of the store. In, out, in, out, in, out...Doors that make noise are best, because they can disrupt people.

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