..:: Funny Excuses ::..


Below are funny excuses you can use, but please note that they are only for fun and may or may not work. XD

Getting Out of School Excuses:

  • What if the school gets attacked by a dragon?! Or purple horses?! D:
  • A fair is coming to school, and I'm REALLY scared of clowns, Mommy...
  • This bully wants to beat me up as soon as I enter the doors!
  • Today is my birthday, don't you remember?! Shame on you!
  • I c-can't...wake...up!! HELP!!!!
  • Nah, today's a snow day. Well, based on what's in our fridge, it is...

Bath Excuses

  • Ewwww! Did you see all that hair in the tub?!
  • It was raining--I'm REALLY clean.
  • I already took a shower earlier, when you weren't looking or hearing.
  • I lost my rubber ducky! ;_; I refuse to bath without my rubber ducky!! >_<
  • I'd rather stand out in the rain.
  • Are you sure that's water in the tub?
  • I can't...this homework will take all night... and the next night you want me to bath.

Homework Excuses

  • My cat clawed up my homework.
  • My brother/sister hid it under the litter box.
  • Oops. I thought it was a paper towel.
  • I'm doing a project that sees what 12 hours of radiation does to you, so only TV for me!
  • My dog ate it...*munch*

Excuses to Class

  • Sorry, but I got stuck in the bathroom.
  • This school is so big that I got lost.
  • Oh! So THIS is my classroom!
  • I got diarrea, so I had to go use the restroom.
  • Some guy tried to flush me down the toilet.
  • I got locked in the Media Center among books.
  • Are you kidding?! I was DROWNING in the toilet!
  • Oh, sorry. If only my parents didn't come checking on me every five minutes!
  • ...Who are you?



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